Haikus for the Beginning of the Semester

Haikus for the Beginning of the Semester

I.

I want to wear sweats,

My class might have hot guys, though.

Fuck, jeans it is then.

II.

Um, name learning games?

What is this, kindergarten?

Take me back to bed.

III.

What is she wearing?

I’m sure heels and a dress will

Get ya that A, hun.

IV.

Well, on the bright side

We don’t have to hookup with

townies anymore.

V.

I better make friends

With that smart kid in the front

Mamma needs an A

VI.

Am I going out?

It’s fucking syllabus week

What else would I do?